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Hey JC I just woke up and I feel like shit and I think I'm gonna be bedridden for a day or more.
Jacey
Damn. Sorry to hear that, get well soon. What's up?
Kayce
I don't know, I had to bartend for some holiday parties and probably caught something from a suit that was talking me up.
Jacey
How sick though?
Jacey
As sick as...
Kayce
Don't say it I am already aching.
Jacey
a dog??
Kayce
Fuck off this whole thing is like insult to injury. My self esteem is shot.
Jacey
What happened? You were on a pretty heavy ego-trip last time we talked.
Kayce
This drunk suit was flirting with me and he's like a piece of shit who apparently got caught in an affair with his secretary and she had a husband so now he was down two staff.
Kayce
And I'm like, well I'm enough of a piece of shit, too.
Jacey
So you tried your hand?
Kayce
So when the function was over we made out in the back and he was telling me how fucking smart and funny I was and shit and I told him I was trying to find a better job than bartending and he like.
Kayce
Fucking SCOFFED at the idea of hiring a dog?
Kayce
Like you're gonna fucking try to hook up with me but can't even consider me a credible enough person?
Kayce
And NOW he got me fucking SICK?
Jacey
I know that's how everyone in those societal echelons tends to operate, but maybe that's just karma.
Kayce
Karma, sure.
Kayce
If I catch a single sugardaddy I'm set for life though.
Jacey
I'm just saying, there's probably better ways up in life than trying to sleep with politicians and rich business creeps.
Kayce
Either way, I have a fever and my throat's fucked up. I don't think I can be well enough to track anything for a few days at least.
Jacey
Damn, sorry.
Kayce
Do you think you'd be able to come up with some stuff so we can keep on schedule?
Jacey
I feel like the schedule you set is one of the reasons you keep getting sick.
Kayce
Just pull your Jaqlyn persona out again if you can.
Jacey
I can try to revisit a phase, sure. I might end up more in-tune with that angel bird possessing your hooks.
Kayce
Good luck channeling my subconscious.
Jacey
I'll just do my best impression of you.
Kayce
Whatever works I gotta go back to sleep for a day or two.
Jacey
Get well soon!
Kayce
Good morn-night.
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Jacey
When you're up, let me know if this meets your standards.
Kayce
YES.
Jacey
Cool, I'll launch it.
Kayce
I'm gonna have to learn to fucking CHOP to keep up with your lyrics.
Jacey
Thanks.
Jacey
Also, Cyper told me to tell you,
Jacey
if you still have that guy's number, don't delete it.
Kayce
???